7 Reasons Why Mint Is The Best Choice For Wireless This Holiday Season
First off, we’ve never ever, ever, had a promotion this big. 3 months of 5GB of 4G LTE per month for $20!** So here you are asking yourself, “self…what the F*! (I said fox) is Mint Mobile and why should I care?”
Here are 7 reasons to give a flying fox about the way you get wireless:
1) We got a great f*!ing deal (I said foxing!)
Get 3 months of 5GB of 4G LTE per month for $20! Our biggest promotion ever. Along with 5GB of 4G LTE per month with premium nationwide coverage, you’re still getting a 7-Day Money Back Guarantee and unlimited talk and text. This offer is only around for a limited time so take it while you can.
2) All our plans come with 4G LTE, Unlimited Talk & Text, a free SIM card, Nationwide Coverage, and a Mobile Hotspot
How could all this fit into a tiny SIM card? It’s actually a very simple recipe:
- Provide the same premium service as the big carriers
- Create a smarter business model (see points 3-7 below)
- Don’t overcharge customers
- Take a giant laser beam, shrink that all down and stuff it into a SIM card.
3) You buy us online
No retail stores. Don’t bother looking for the guy in the khaki pants and branded polo to get your name into his tablet to wait 20 minutes to be assisted. Just place your graceful hand over your mouse, or drag a finger across that glossy smart device and you find yourself shopping at Mint Mobile. Saving you lots of time and money.
4) We sell in bulk
Wireless in bulk is just like anything else in bulk – buy more, save more. We offer 3-, 6-, and 12-month plans, so we have a little something for everyone. You can think of it as buying in bulk, or as buying long stretches of time away from your phone bill. Like a vacation. Really, we should include flip flops and a piña colada with every order…it’s that relaxing.
5) Bring your own unlocked, GSM phone
Nope, we’re not going to make you buy a new phone when you’ve got a perfectly great one right there in your hand. All you have to do is switch out your SIM card, tap a few buttons (beep boop boop) and you’re up and running. Our website makes it easy to check your phone’s compatibility. Personally, I can tell we’re as compatible as a couple of Geminis during a lunar eclipse (that’s a good thing).
6) Don’t worry about a thing
With our 7-day Money Back Guarantee, you’ve got nothing to lose. Try us out and if you’re not loving the service, no hard feelings, simply cancel – we’ll hit the gym and try to win you back someday with our ripped abs.
7) Keep your number or get some fresh digits
Whether you love your phone number or you’re ready for a change, Mint is flexible and ready to work with you. Transfer your existing number to your fresh new Mint Mobile plan and go about your business. If you’re tired of your old number, we’ve got a new one waiting for you. Don’t sweat it right now, you can decide when you activate.
Bonus Mint Hack! When in need, contact our customer service by phone, email, or on social
Question? Comment? Problem? You can catch us 7 days a week, 5AM-7pm PST by phone or online. Simply reach out via the following and someone from the Mint Mobile team will get back to you as soon as f*!ing possible (we said foxing!).
- Call us at 800-683-7392
- Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
- Message us on Facebook at MintMobileCares
- Message us on Twitter @MintMobileCares
They’re full of helpful videos, hilarious memes and free giveaways!
**Unfortunately, our Holiday Promo ended 1/1/2019